The jiu jitsu diet is where you lose weight by avoiding shitty foods because they make you slow and easy to choke.
Twice this week the cellphone alarm was loud enough to wake the kid and the resulting kicks were strong enough to wake the wife.
Peer reviewed means “I don’t see any glaring errors in how you reached your claims.” It doesn’t mean “I have reproduced your results.”
And that’s why everyone rolls their eyes, dude. That’s why.
I have so much work to do that I managed to spend the last three hours avoiding my work by doing other and also very real work.
The pressure of being the kind of person you hope your kid becomes.